Come At Me Bro

“Buuuuuhaaaa! Didn’t you hear that Laaa~deyaaah Kaelyn?” I grinned, looking towards her and slumping my shoulders, touching my lips with my broken fingertips. I loved it! “Won’t you stop this madness for little old me~?”

She quirked her nose. That was the only response she gave…

Addy, since you and I both love Lady Kaelyn/Kohana, I will welcome you as a comrade of it with a fistbump!

You think you’re going to get in the way of my new Kohana OTP?

YOU DARE FIGHT ME FOR DOMINANCE?

COME AT ME BRO

Kohana, This Is Why Everyone Thinks You’re Gay

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“Buuuuuhaaaa! Didn’t you hear that Laaa~deyaaah Kaelyn?” I grinned, looking towards her and slumping my shoulders, touching my lips with my broken fingertips. I loved it! “Won’t you stop this madness for little old me~?”

She quirked her nose. That was the only response she gave me.

“You’re disgusting.”

“I’m glad you know me so well~! I’d love to do all sorts of disgusting things to you~!”

And.

I mean.

All sorts of disgusting things!

HNNNNNNGGGGG Kohana/Lady Kaelyn OTP!

;A;

It’s like you wrote the chapter for me Chimpbutt.

THEY’RE BOTH ALIVE

WHICH MEANS

unlike Kohana/Isleen

They better have insane lesbo sex! 8D Lady Kaelyn definitely tops everything Kohana is made out of but Kohana knows more about sex than she does. :P They could always switch from time to time. Think of the hardcore SEX THEY WOULD HAVE

GLORIOUS~

/killed dead

(Source: insouciancey)

Reading Clairvoyant Calamities: Fictitious Affectation Chapter 75! 8D

“I’ll tell you whaa~aat’s going on!” I cooed, breaking out of Kassia’s terrible, high-pitched voice. Now I sounded like me again! It was great to break out of my shell! I cracked my neck and turned towards them all, licking the blood off my lips. I told Kassia I’d enjoy her in every. Way. Possible~! “Your precious Lady Kaelyn is trying to kill me! What kind of Holy Maiden—ouch!” This time she kicked me in the head and I rolled over, letting my sorry excuse for a broken hand plop down on my exposed stomach. Scratch what I said about everyone standing in front of us! The two cats, Miyuki and that Flarence girl were still sleep.

I guess it’s just a cat thing, kyahahha~!

Doctor Janeavah was standing up half-sleep, but when Lady Kaelyn kicked me, her bright citrine-colored eyes widened and she extended her yellow claws out towards us. She didn’t even bother to push her glasses up on her face or anything~ “Hey! Lady Kaelyn! What in the world do you think you’re doing? Stop hurting the poor girl, she just got done seeing a dead body.” Doctor Janeavah put one hand on her hip, waved her hand dismissively in the air and closed her eyes. “Cut her some slack. C’mon. Let’s stop this and go to sleep. You’re interrupting my shut-eye!”

I leaned on the wall to support my body, and then I stood up straight, albeit wobbly. Finally, I could see how much I was bleeding! It was horrible! I’ve never seen so much blood in one place! Well, of course I’m—ha!—lying! That didn’t change the fact that it was a lot. Lady Kaelyn looked out of the corner of her eyes at Doctor Janeavah and I stared at her with my own. “Fwahahahahhaha!” I laughed, grinning and inhaling the smell of the blood around me. Ahaaaaa~ Nothing made me feel more exhilarated than the smell of my own blood! “Buuuuuhaaaa! Didn’t you hear that Laaa~deyaaah Kaelyn?” I grinned, looking towards her and slumping my shoulders, touching my lips with my broken fingertips. I loved it! “Won’t you stop this madness for little old me~?”

She quirked her nose. That was the only response she gave me.

“You’re disgusting.”

“I’m glad you know me so well~! I’d love to do all sorts of disgusting things to you~!”

And.

I mean.

All sorts of disgusting things!

I licked my lips, turned on my heels, and waved my broken hand out. A purple pentagram appeared around it and damn near blinded everyone in the room. Once it vanished, my hand was back to one hundred percent. Ha, like I’d let Lady Kaelyn mess me up like that. “You’ll have to try harder than—fuwanaargh!” I was right in the middle of taunting her until she grabbed my neck. Hey, that was exactly what I wanted to do to her! … She lifted me in the air—I didn’t mind it at all~!—but then her fingertips started glowing all… White and stuff and…

My stomach sunk.

She wouldn’t use Holy magic on me, would she?

Would she?

My psychotic grin got even wider! Every single one of my sharp teeth were exposed. My bloody, sharp teeth~! I couldn’t explain it… I was just so happy! The rush of all this… The thrill! Nothing would come close! “Come at me, Lady Kaelyn!” I said in full hysterics, waving my arms around. “Give me everything you’ve got—I’ll gladly take it, kyahahhaha!” … I didn’t think she’d actually listen to me. The light underneath her lithe fingers got brighter, which meant she was going to shoot me with some fierce Holy magic! Wow… She was a true hero, huh~? “I want you to hurt me! I want to be degraded, Lady Kaelyn, I—ahahaha!—I need this!”

“What the…?” Doctor Janeavah muttered, folding her arms and shaking her head. She was a very nonchalant woman, huh? The three-tailed Felinefolk walked over to Lady Kaelyn and put her hands on her shoulder. I think Lady Kaelyn looked at her… Once before looking back at me. “Now, come on Lady Kay. This isn’t worth it.”

Dude, Lady Kaelyn didn’t even give her a reply! She let go of me and her arm swung around towards Doctor Janeavah, successfully blasting her in the face with a happy dose of Holy magic. I erupted into a fit of giggles! Ahahaha! Watching her fly across the room and crash into all of the tables and chairs was hilarious!

“Please don’t white knight, dear~!” I said with a wink, watching Janeavah start to snarl as she squeezed the dear life out of the boxes around her. I think we were all pissed in this room. The Summoners were all just… Really confused. I knew they remembered my voice~ They just didn’t know how to handle this poor, poor situation! Should they say something? Should they ask me who I was? I was Kassia, right? Fwahahha! Ruby took two steps towards me, but she kept her distance. Smart girl!

“Kassia, what happened to you? A-are you alright in the head?”

“Very!” I exclaimed in a fit of passion. “Lady Kaelyn couldn’t keep her hands off me~!”

“Keep this up and I’ll kill you.” Ooooh! Icey cold, Lady Kay~! She wouldn’t dare kill me, she and I both knew that! She could keep on her serious face if she wanted to… I’d always see through it!

“Please, nobody will kill anybody, sheesh!” Damien added, waving his arms out. Ah, he was dead scared of what was playing out in front of him. His cheeks were tinted green, too~ Either he was a prissy boy and couldn’t handle my charm, or he was sick because of all the blood everywhere! Whatever, he needed a bigger spine and thicker skin! “We just managed to get along with—I mean I just managed to get along with everyone. Doctor Janeavah’s right. Let’s just sleep!”

“Kill me then, Teacher~! Kill me softly, Lady Kaelyn~!”

Doctor Janeavah was really boiling in her own anger on the other side of the room, bwahahha. She was hyperventilating really bad, her bright yellow hair thrown all over the place. Before Lady Kaelyn could do anything else, Doctor Janeavah inhaled. “No one interrupts my sleep!” she snarled, swiping her claws across the air. Holy crap! I think she was scaring all of us! Her facial expression got me to take a few steps back, most definitely. “Mahlon! Apprehend them both!”

“Mahlon?” I repeated, laughing. “Who the hell is Mahlon—?” I was getting tired of being interrupted! Something wrapped around Lady Kaelyn and I’s waists… It was really strange. I looked down and it looked like a mechanical arm… Thing. Pipe… Something. I dunno. It wasn’t human, by far. Doctor Janeavah started smirking really hard… Ha! What was so amusing?

Because she wasn’t really a being from darkness, Lady Kaelyn’s Holy magic didn’t really hurt her that much. She straightened out her lab-coat and looked at the Summoners.

“Remember that thing I told to send you into deep space, Damien?”

He wasn’t insulted. Rather, he was really confused, so he nodded his head.

“That was Mahlon. Everyone, please meet my fellow professor at the New World Order!” She swiped her arm out towards the middle of the room, grinning from ear to ear but we couldn’t see anything. Because. Because. Nothing was there! What kind of game was she playing? The scientist opened one of her citrine-colored eyes and then she frowned, stomping her foot on the ground in a fit of rage. “Fucking Mahlon, come on! Don’t embarrass me now!”

“Oh, sorry Janeavah.”

Now we were talking. The air in the middle of the room started to form into something and… There was this… Big, bulky… Robot man thing. Chio let out a yell and hid behind Morta, trembling behind her. Seriously, that thing in the middle of the room was pretty scary, even for me. Was it supposed to be pretty? Because it most definitely wasn’t. The things that were restraining Lady Kaelyn and I were coming out of the palms of his red… Metal skin? I don’t even know. He was a big man robot thing… Red all over and with black hair. And those eyes… They were gunmetal grey. Definitely mysterious.

“Um. Hello…?” Mahlon said, giving everyone a curt hand wave. The Summoner of Convene shut her eyes again and refused to look at him. Daaaw, she was really scared. Anyway, that scientist swiped her arm across the air, stood up straight, and then glared at the two of us.

“Okay, now that Mahlon’s done what he needs to do…! We’ll do proper introductions later, since I know this is pretty much the end of this chapter…” Chapter? What the hell was she talking about? Oh! The story~? I didn’t think anyone else knew about it but me~! Ha! And I still stand by my word! I am the antagonist of Sayuri darling’s story! “But I want the two of you to stop acting so hostile towards each other and work whatever kind of disagreement you guys have out. It woke us all up. Mahlon’s not letting you go until you kiss and make up. Got it?” she asked on the end of a growl. I batted my eyelashes, tilting my head towards my lady~

“I wouldn’t mind kissing and making up with you~!”